Before I had kids...
-I got a full night's sleep regularly.
-I could run to the store for a gallon of milk and back in 20 minutes.
-I could leave the house without coordinating nap and feeding schedules.
-I didn't have 10 loads of laundry to wash, dry, fold, hang up and put away every week.
-I never uttered the words, "potty," "poo-poo," or "pee-pee"
-I managed to make it a full day without a spot on my clothes.
-I had never been simulataneously pooped on and thrown up on.
-I didn't have to take a stuffed dalmation with me everywhere I went.
-My house stayed clean for days on end instead of hours.
-I only had one butt to wipe.
-I never had to dig a dead bug out of a toddler's mouth.
-I had never picked someone else's nose.
-I wore makeup everywhere.
-I only had one size of clothes in my closet
Just reflecting, not complaining.
5 comments:
I often think about the wiping butts thing...I cant wait till the day when the only butt I wipe is mine...just sayin.
And....you'd do it all again, wouldn't you? There are days when you wonder, just like me, but....all-in-all, being a Mommy is the best thing ever! :)
TOTALLY LOVE AND AGREE WITH IT ALL!
hehehehe.... you brought a smile to my night :)
haven't had to do the bug out of the mouth yet.... fingers crossed that it'll stay that way, haha
Sigh.............yes it is all true and one day when we are old, gray, and lonely, we will beg our kids to come back just for a visit. LOL
SO TRUE!!! I had fun today with you. I can't wait til you guys move back to Tulsa again! Until then, once in awhile will have to do. :)
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